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Joke of the Day

"You'll never believe what this Reddit User did after finding out he clicked on a clickbait article! Curiosity... gets you every time..."

"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."

"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."

"Italian moms vs. Jewish moms At dinner the Italian mom says to their children, ""eat..eat.. or I'll kill you!"" Where as the Jewish mom says, ""eat... eat.. or I'll kill myself!"""

"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"

"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."