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Joke of the Day

"Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS First person shoveler. gg blizzard."

"I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me. At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse."

"Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!"

"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"

"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."

"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."

"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."

"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."

"A comma is just a period with a mullet."

"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"