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Joke of the Day

"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."

"What do you call a puppy combined with bread? Well, It's not a purebread anymore."

"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."

"Son, when I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle."

"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"

"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."

"I ordered a book called ""How to relieve stress"" My goodness, for the life of me I really hope that it arrives on time. And that it's useful. And that the delivery man doesn't dislike me."

"Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive."

"Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."

"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""