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Joke of the Day

"A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes..."

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"My wife's idea of oral sex is to sit down and talk me out of it."

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"

"A guy found his dog lying in a puddle of blood behind his house He rang the number for the emergency animal rescue. 'Is it moving?' they asked. 'Yes', he replied. 'It's quite emotional.'"

"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"

"What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice? A GOP Presidential candidate."

"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""

"My new favorite joke. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?? Names"

"A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn't a good idea..."