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Joke of the Day
"To save a tree... Eat a beaver."
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"What do you call 6.63*10^-34 mutinied pirates? Planck walkers"
"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."
"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"
"Scars are tattoos with better stories."
"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."
"A daughter goes to her Jewish father and asks for $20 The father replies ""$10, what do you need $5 for?"""
"My work day has been like the movie Sound of Music. But with less singing. And more Nazis."
"I'm going to buy a boomerang now... You need friends to play Frisbee."
"What's green and turns red at the push of a button? A frog in a blender."