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Joke of the Day

"I hurt myself holidaying in Spain this year. It was a Sevilla injury."

"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"Blood is thicker than water, so I'm going to have to use Comet on this bathtub"

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."

"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"

"Hey! There's no need for name calling... ... You cunt."

"Shaving your beard is a great way to remember what you looked like when you were 5."

"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."

"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."