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Joke of the Day

"I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous ..."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)"

"I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . . ^^^I'm ^^^sorry"

"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel? Hillary won't suck Bill's dick."

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met."

"How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is? Count the stripes on his track pants."

"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."

"How do you know when you sister is on her period? Your dads dick taste like blood"