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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."

"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."

"gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make: - a snake - worm - eel - dog, hot - 2 snakes"

"This will immediately prove if your racist or prejudice What do you call a black man on the moon........................... .........AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST"

"WARNING! If you get an e-mail with the title of ""Nude Photo of Newt Gingrich"" DO NOT OPEN IT! It IS a nude photo of Newt Gingrich."

"Mozart got sick and tired and decided to slaughter all his chickens. They wouldn't stop going Bach bach bach."

"I'm trying to figure out which iPhone to buy. The black one runs faster, but the white one actually works."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."

"Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said."""

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!"