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Joke of the Day
"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""
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"Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards? They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."
"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"
"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"
"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"
"Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence? He had no prior convictions."
"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"
"Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)"