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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back."

"What did the penis say to the asshole in the morning? This bowl ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y."

"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."

"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"When I die I'm going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook"

"One plus of being a fast walker is that when I'm forced to walk slowly with another person, I can pretend I'm on the moon"

"What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus? ""Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"""