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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it."

"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."

"What's brown and rhymes with 'Snoop'? Dr Dre"

"WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there."

"Trump walks into a bar.... Because it was set so low."

"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."

"I heard the Sandy Hook kids wanted books But instead they got magazines."

"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""