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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad? One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!"

"I let friend's kid call my ex & say ""Are you really my daddy?"" while I'm in the background yelling ""hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"""

"What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer."

"What did the redneck get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce."

"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."

"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"

"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."

"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"

"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"

"Oh, you're a ceiling fan? Name three ceilings."