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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? 'Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."
"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."
"I used to throw gang signs... but then my mom saw me and made me pick them up."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."
"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."
"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."
"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."
"An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you? 10 after 1"