131507
Joke of the Day
"Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work? Because she had a frog in her throat."
Next Joke
"Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows."
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"Tried to text ""playa"" but it changed it to ""player"" I must have the white iPhone."
"I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop!"
"I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway."
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"
"If CON is the opposite of PRO is congress the opposite of progress?"
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."