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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

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"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."
"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste"
"Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves."
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."
"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"
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