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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."
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"A fish runs in to a wall and says... ""Dammit Donald!"""
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"What's the difference between Bigfoot and Donald Trump ? One is big loud and smelly the other is a mythological creature ?"
"Christmas Trees and The Pope Q: What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?? A: Their balls are for decoration only"
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"
"So the local Spandex store just closed The local spandex store closed down... ... I guess they couldn't expand"
"Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon? Because he might peek at chu."
"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor."