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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber."
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"I painted my computer black, so it would run faster. but the cops choked it to death, and ruled it justified."
"My dick is a joke Nobody's ever seen it coming."
"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"
"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""
"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."
"The Pizza Delivery Guy said ""Thank you"" but his face said: ""Porn really, really lied to me about what this job was like."""
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."
"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"