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Joke of the Day

"You guys, The Hobbit is a straight-up ripoff of my unreleased 3-hour experimental film ""Helicopter Shots of People Walking."""

"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"

"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."

"What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"Slave: I know a way to escape Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way. You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground."

"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"

"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"

"I just realized that I get most of my news from Twitter. So... someone remind me what Pres Bieber's health care bill will do to your mom?"