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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."
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"How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !"
"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."
"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."
"Female aliens are invading earth and kidnapping men with large cocks. You're in no danger. I'm just writing you to say goodbye."
"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."
"Have no friends? Tell a girl you love her. Do this over and over and soon you'll have many friends! :D"
"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."
"My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious."
"[kitchen] ""Please pass the bee-nut butte-"" *wife glares* ""-the honey"""