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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."
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"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"
"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."
"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs or sexual organs? Still no fucking eye deer."
"The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely."
"Who is this Rorschach guy?... ...and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"
"Boy: I wish more girls liked farming Girl: I like farming Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s"
"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"