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Joke of the Day

"Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me... ...she was a coultergeist"

"Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!"

"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."

"What do fish use to get high Seaweed ;D"

"How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough"

"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."

"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."

"What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]"