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Joke of the Day
"I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary? This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big."
"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."
"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"
"Hey, say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they slow down in school zones."
"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."
"Life is a bitch Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time :p"
"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"
"I don't take my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping."
"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."