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Joke of the Day

"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."

"I had to do a problem involving air resistance for my physics homework this week. It was a huge drag."

"every time i see a fat, bald, goateed dude in public i get excited for a split second thinking it's Louis CK"

"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!"

"[My band playing on stage] New GF's friend: Which one is the boy you've been seeing? New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died"

"Michael J. Fox's backup job plan. Become a Living vibrator."

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats."

"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"