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Joke of the Day
"Do you know where the Belgium waffle design comes from? From the German tank tracks."
Next Joke
"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"Potassium would be the worst element to chat with He (or she) would always reply with ""K""."
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"You can't spell ""secret government conspiracies"" without that 27th letter of the alphabet that they're hiding from us"
"I figured it out. Renee Zellweger is stuck in the longest oncoming sneeze of all time."
"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino Elephino"
"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."