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Joke of the Day

"Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!"

"How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound? The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway."

"Mother nature needs to learn how to keep it in her plants Said everyone with allergies"

"""We don't serve time travelers..!"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"Why did the baker rob the bank? He needed the dough."

"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"

"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""

"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"

"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."

"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."