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Joke of the Day
"I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!"
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"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."
"What are french journalists good at catching? Bullets."
"Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish."
"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."
"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"Is your refrigerator running? You probably didn't notice because you were too busy looking for reposts"
"Spreads legs... Nope Spreads two other legs .... Nope Spreads two others .... Dammit, no Spreads last two.... BINGO!! - spider sex"