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Joke of the Day
"Me: Time travel Interviewer: what's your biggest stren- holy shit"
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"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"
"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"
"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"
"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."
"My family puts the ""C"" in Awckward because the majority of them didn't graduate high school and are horrible spellers."
"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"
"How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""
"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"