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Joke of the Day
"Where did Jessica go after the explosion? Everywhere"
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"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."
"What is with 2016? It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. ^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry"
"Me: What do you call sex in December? Wife: Don't say it. Me: ... W: ... Me: Wintercourse. W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce."
"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."
"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."
"Doctor doctor people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around."
"My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!! She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself."
"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."