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Joke of the Day

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."

"What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks"

"I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car."

"Incest results in some very strange humans. That's why my sister and I ALWAYS use a condom."

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"

"I just saw 30 seconds of Glee and now I'm gay. Send glitter."

"So the other night I was fucking this girl in the ass, and she said something like ""I love you?"". So I punched her in the face."

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."

"If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty."

"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."