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Joke of the Day

"Stand Up Comedy Yes, I actually did some stand up comedy, but I didn't like it... every time I would get up on stage to do my routine, all people ever did was laugh at me..."

"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."

"Why is Windows going from 8 to 10? Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with."

"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"

"Bring a Knife on a Date! When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it... Napoleon, because it's a short ruler. No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/"

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."

"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"

"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."

"I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?"