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Joke of the Day

"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"

"Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine"

"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"

"I spend 90% of my time online waiting for password reset emails"

"If you do a Google Image search for the number '241543903', you will find out why the human race is so fantastic."

"My wife saw a psychic and found out I was cheating That's the last time I banged a psychic"

"What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist."

"I don't feel bad for the people killed in ""Jaws"". When I know where a murderer lives, I don't go swimming in his bathtub."

"Why do white people hate being called crackers? Because they find it insaltine."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"