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Joke of the Day
"Came up with this on a long car ride What's a skeleton's least favorite game? wishbone"
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"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb has to do the changing."
"[at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new ""hairdo"" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway"
"A drunk was seen by a cop thrusting his hips every couple of steps as he staggered down the road. Cop catches up to him and asks him what he was doing? Drunk says...... Fucking nothing."
"What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common? Baristas"
"A father asked his son how baking school was going ""I knead some dough."""
"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"
"If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like ""get out of my Vulcan face"" and ""are you Vulcan kidding me?"""
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."