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Joke of the Day
"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."
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"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"
"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"
"What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil? Pointless"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"
"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."
"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."
"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."
"Gay men make me puke I wish they wouldn't shove it down my throat."