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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a date on Tinder? Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated."

"How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny."

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going."

"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"

"Me to dad:i'll call u later Dad:don't call me later call me dad"

"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."