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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a date on Tinder? Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated."

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"What is better than a rose on a guitarist? Tulips on my pianist."
"Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals... They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise"
"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Today I fucked up Now she's pregnant :/"
"So far, too much day and too little hump."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !"
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"