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Joke of the Day

"A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. ""geology rocks!"" The teacher's response? ""that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"" #\#rokt"

"Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was."

"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."

"My friend wants to carve a Venus statue from a tree. That seems like it would take a while, woodentit?"

"Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes."

"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)"

"I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair."

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."