188365
Joke of the Day
"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"
Next Joke
"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."
"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"
"What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture"
"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."
"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"
"I'm a fan of Star Wars. So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo."
"Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your house back, your truck back, your girl back, and your dog back."