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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team? Because then the people would demand a professional football team"

"I don't hate my job. I just really enjoy curling up in a ball and sobbing under a blanket in the backseat of my car during lunch."

"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"

"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."

"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."

"HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT"

"I like people getting mad at airlines for snow-relayed delays/cancellations. You think companies that incompetent can control the weather?"

"My boss called in sick today He must have went to Disneyland."

"Did you hear Jesus won all the swimming events? He walked it."

"Here's a good joke... SWAG"