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Joke of the Day
"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."
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"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."
"I just want to thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me. It means a great deal."
"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."
"5-year-old: Can I borrow a dollar? Me: You don't have a job. How will you pay me back? 5: Me: 5: I'll borrow another dollar."
"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."
"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"
"Q: What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? A: Wheeeeee!"
"Confucius Says Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"