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Joke of the Day
"Self-refilling glass. Just add water"
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"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere."
"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""
"Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News."
"Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away"
"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."
"What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV."
"What's green and then red? A frog in a blender."