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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"
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"You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?"
"What did the Gay techie say? I do queries."
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"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."
"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"
"Just thought this one up: What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common? They both know when it's time to turn things over."
"I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol. (Blind jokes are the best kind)"