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Joke of the Day

"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"

"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"

"Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole."

"What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas."

"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"

"$10 Complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""

"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!"

"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"