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Joke of the Day

"The CEO of Apple came out gay... Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight"

"This vegan I met said she knew me But I'd never seen herbivore"

"Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it"

"Me: I love you with my hole heart. Wife: Wrong hole."

"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."

"Why can't , melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."

"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."

"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"