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Joke of the Day
"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."
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"I admitted to my crush that I have feelings for her, but she told me she's only attracted to assholes Which is awesome, because now she won't leave mine alone!"
"What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it... Snow White's hymen."
"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
"Hillary Clinton's biography is a fable... ... because the main character is a bitch."
"What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis."
"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."
"What does a vampire with a weight problem drink? Blood light"