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Joke of the Day

"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

"The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day. Just like your mom."

"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."

"Currently eating organic raspberries that I didn't wash over my kitchen sink, in case any ladies out there dig the whole ""bad boy"" persona."

"I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord."

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"

"That uncomfortable feeling when... You're at the doctors office getting your prostate checked and notice both of the doctor's hands on the table next to yours."

"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."

"What is OJ Simpson's password on his computer? Slash, slash, backslash, escape."