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Joke of the Day

"I can never remember if X is hug and O is kiss or if it's the other way around, so sorry if our tic-tac-toe game starts off a little weird."

"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"

"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."

"One time a guy left a full glass of sangria behind on a first date and I pretended I forgot my sunglasses so I could run back and chug it."

"What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain? A wet one."

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."

"A British wizard walks into a gay bar... ...and disappears with a poof"

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."

"What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character? An elven degenerate."