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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that when Dick Cheney shot someone in the face, nothing happened, but when Clinton did it he was impeached?"

"Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat."

"Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whorehouse for a hug."

"You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China."

"I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'"

"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."

"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"

"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."