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Joke of the Day

"I hate having to walk behind a car... It's exhausting."

"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."

"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."

"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."

"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"

"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"

"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."

"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"