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Joke of the Day
"curiousity killed the cat but it also got my penis stuck in the vacuum"
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"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."
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"My car doubles in value when I fill my gas tank up."
"""WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED!"" ""EARTH"" ""WIND"" ""WATER"" ""FIRE"" ""HEART"" ""SELF-LOATHING"" get outta here Eli ""SORRY"""
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato. Also is cold. Regret immigrate to Detroit."
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"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."