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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone ever get to their deathbed and think ""I may have some regrets, but I'm really glad I joined Mafia Wars""?"

"A psychic dwarf escaped from prison There's a small medium at large."

"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"

"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"

"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."

"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"

"Look, I know you really miss her. But, you know what? Sometimes things aren't meant to be. One time I really wanted this waffle...."

"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"Why do the French stink? So blind people can hate them too"