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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone ever get to their deathbed and think ""I may have some regrets, but I'm really glad I joined Mafia Wars""?"

"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."

"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."

"I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest? A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm... That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?"

"Shoutout to Beethoven!"

"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."

"How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard..."

"In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The remaining 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand."

"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."

"Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most? Not Titanic"