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Joke of the Day

"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."

"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"

"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"

"Do you know the one step to avoiding Clickbait? Obviously not"

"What happened to the plan of starting a book club? It got shelved."

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles."

"Why does Caterpie like Margarine? Because it's Butterfree."

"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."